My name is Flying Cat aka Loki and I live in Stromness on Mainland, Orkney with my Parental Units.

If you go all the way up mainland Britain (not the same thing at all) you come to The End. Jump off and swim/fly/boat across the Pentland Firth and you will come to either St Margaret’s Hope, Kirkwall (harbour) or Kirkwall (airport), or Stromness. 

I was born in Finstown in May 2003 and chosen by the visiting Agèd Female Parental Unit during the St Magnus Festival in June. My Uncle Brian was pleased to get rid of find a good home for me.

My Best Chum is Marmers the reddish orange cat, whose real name is Castro: Fidelity is his middle name. He is older and plumper. I am gorgeous. QED.

I live in Anorak Towers, Rolling Acres and spend my nights with Marmers in The Sunroom of Eternity.

Liff is good.