Once upon a time, oh Dearly Beloveds, in a rash moment, the female parental unit purromised a quilted bed throw to babybiped1 and The Cub and The Cubs of Cub, chiefest among whom is Pineapple The Snow Leopard. Deep in East Croydon, second city of The Great Wen, the single-glazed, metal-framed windows of condenstation strike [...]

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The joys of local radio are sometimes strained.
One minute, in a semi-snoozing snuggly daze, you’re listening to some whingeing pom making an erronious and undeserved complaint against a very hard-working local charity, which helps the finest, grandest and most gorgeous creatures on Darwin’s Earth: the next, in the Daily Community Diary, a voice tells you [...]

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Liff is what happens
Oh Buddha Dada! How long
Does it take for your
Flashing fishnet nipples to
Light up my soapy workroom.
Bidet by bidet, uranus
Dries my  paper logs, while
Hooded lesbian grannies -
Coolios gals in snowy boxer shorts
And yellow elephant y fronts - 
Read sensuality into bloody
Rhyming words that are
Bathroom etiquette poems.
Red bowels in the sunset 
The stream of toxic thought
Corralled [...]

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EffCee’s Snowy Frolics
I quite like this weather, now we have got our own winter wonderland at last. M’Marmalade Chum was not so sure and stayed put under a bench while I boldly went…
First, I took fpu and digicam around by Holly Tree (not to be confused with Fred’s Holly, [...]

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This morning, the female parental unit had an urgent appointment with a large cappucino down at Julia’s Caff. It should go without saying that this was much more important than mere housework, but I’ll say it anyway, in case others may have a different sense of urgency. I suppose its possible…
Of she set, rugged up [...]

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